[Bigjobs]

I just wanted to let everyone know that I love allura totally, unresreservedly.

He is my one true love for ever.

[Allura]

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Bigjobs thinking I'm a woman (possibly horny ) ok this is not completely funny but it happent for real he wasn't sure who I am then I entered the game...


eC*K] Bigjobs says:
lo
Alleen says:
lo
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
rofl
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
I've got to ask
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
where do i know you form
Alleen says:
omfg
Alleen says:
I'm dispapointed
Alleen says:

[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
hahahahaha
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
i know i know you rom somewhere
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
but skylarmes doesn't ring an exat bell
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
i know you must know bigjobs
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
so come on
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
where do i know you fom
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
lol
Alleen says:
who are you?
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
?????

[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
honest
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
I'm bigjobs
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
you've been in my contact lst for ages
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
and I can't remember why
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
could be from css
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
could be from rl
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
i can't remember
Alleen says:

[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
coem one
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
give us a clue
Alleen says:
us
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
sry
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
give me a clue
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
rofl
Alleen says:
who is there?
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
just me
Alleen says:
why do you say *us*?
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
cos it's the name of an old tv series
Alleen says:
give *us*a clue
Alleen says:
ah
Alleen says:
I'm blonde
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
lol
Alleen says:

[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
now that really is weird
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
cos i get the impression that you're female
Alleen says:

[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
and I don't havem any women on my smn
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
that idon't know really well
Alleen says:
wait
Alleen says:
is your name Stpehen?
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
erm

Alleen says:
Stephen?*
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
might be
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
lol
Alleen says:
and you got three kids?
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
who are you
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
i don't have thre kids
Alleen says:
then it must be a mistake
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
where do you think you know me from
Alleen says:
*I don't know ya
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
lol
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
I have two kids
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
and you were in my contact list, so you must be there for a reason
Alleen says:
it's because you loved me once
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
would you have a name
Alleen says:
1 sec
Alleen says:
brb
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
k
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
erm, hello
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
right
Alleen says:
sup?


[eC*K] Bigjobs: right
Alleen: sup?
Alleen: sorry I wgot busy with somthing
[eC*K] Bigjobs: rofl
[eC*K] Bigjobs: ok
[eC*K] Bigjobs: you were going to tell me where i know you from
Alleen: you it's xmas tomorrow so I was givin some help in the kitchen
Alleen: yeh you know me really well
[eC*K] Bigjobs:
[eC*K] Bigjobs: Oh Kayyy
[eC*K] Bigjobs: a name would be really helpful
Alleen: I don't have a name
Alleen:
[eC*K] Bigjobs: ROFL
[eC*K] Bigjobs: where abouts are you from then
Alleen: nmae me as ytou wish dear
Alleen: name me as you wish dear
Alleen: bigjobs I'm gonna love ya forever
[eC*K] Bigjobs: rofl
[eC*K] Bigjobs: so let me get this straight,
[eC*K] Bigjobs: you have nointention of telling me who you are, or where you're from
Alleen: would that make you sad if I on't tell ya?
[eC*K] Bigjobs: not really
[eC*K] Bigjobs: lol
Alleen: ah
[eC*K] Bigjobs: are you from preston?
Alleen: nah
[eC*K] Bigjobs: lol
[eC*K] Bigjobs: gd
Alleen: BigJobs I'm gonna kill ya!!
[eC*K] Bigjobs: rofl
[eC*K] Bigjobs: I've been threatened before
[eC*K] Bigjobs: by people that meant it
[eC*K] Bigjobs:
Alleen: aww
[eC*K] Bigjobs: so that holds no fear for m
[eC*K] Bigjobs: e
[eC*K] Bigjobs:
Alleen: I see
[eC*K] Bigjobs: thething is, if I lovd you then you'd be memorable, as I don't say "i love you" lightly
[eC*K] Bigjobs: it's not something that i say off hand
Alleen: what makes you think I'm woman?
[eC*K] Bigjobs: ?
[eC*K] Bigjobs: rofl
[eC*K] Bigjobs: the way you talk
[eC*K] Bigjobs: the manersisms you have when on here
Alleen: omg I'm gonna killa ya honestly
[eC*K] Bigjobs: hahahahaha
[eC*K] Bigjobs: u must know where i live then
Alleen:
Alleen: maybe
[eC*K] Bigjobs: hahahaha
[eC*K] Bigjobs: do you **** know where i live
Alleen: yes
[eC*K] Bigjobs: rofl
[eC*K] Bigjobs: addy then
Alleen: I know you house
Alleen: I know your ex-wife
[eC*K] Bigjobs: addy then
Alleen: your ex-cars
Alleen: everything
[eC*K] Bigjobs: ROFL
[eC*K] Bigjobs: i have no dobt you know my ex addresses then
Alleen: hmm not sure about it
Alleen:
[eC*K] Bigjobs: lol
[eC*K] Bigjobs: so
[eC*K] Bigjobs: you know I'm divorcing my ex wife then
[eC*K] Bigjobs: must be someone that i've known recently
Alleen: yeh I know everything I tol ya
[eC*K] Bigjobs: ROFL
Alleen: you won and got your kids
[eC*K] Bigjobs: oooooh
Alleen: and you'e happy
[eC*K] Bigjobs: that could be the ex that told you that
Alleen: nah
Alleen: I don't trust her after all she did
[eC*K] Bigjobs: oooh
[eC*K] Bigjobs: that makes you sound like a mate of mine
[eC*K] Bigjobs: who i told i lobed
Alleen: indeed
[eC*K] Bigjobs: *loved
Alleen: yuo were drunk when you told me all that stufff
[eC*K] Bigjobs: ffs
Alleen: din 20
[eC*K] Bigjobs: din?
Alleen: sorry
Alleen: that wasn't for ya
[eC*K] Bigjobs: hahahaha
[eC*K] Bigjobs: tit
Alleen:
[eC*K] Bigjobs:
[eC*K] Bigjobs: was i in therein person when i told you i loved you?
[eC*K] Bigjobs: cos when I'm drunk, i love everyone
[eC*K] Bigjobs: have I been in the krazyhouse with you?
Alleen: I know
Alleen: that's why i kept my distance
Alleen:
[eC*K] Bigjobs: krazyhouse?
Alleen: nah
[eC*K] Bigjobs: thank **** or that
[eC*K] Bigjobs: rofl
[eC*K] Bigjobs: how long have i known
[eC*K] Bigjobs: you
Alleen: steph do you remember when you kissed me? honestly
[eC*K] Bigjobs: rofl
Alleen: or you just pretend you don't know me
Alleen: and now try to be cunning
[eC*K] Bigjobs: tell me yr name
Alleen: can't
[eC*K] Bigjobs: I don't know the msn addy, doesn't mean I don't kno yoyu
[eC*K] Bigjobs: lol @typing
Alleen: once, you told me you love enigmas, here you got one, my name
Alleen:
[eC*K] Bigjobs: have you said your name in this convo?
Alleen: no
[eC*K] Bigjobs: do you know my ex
Alleen: I saw her but never talk to her face to face
[eC*K] Bigjobs: ROFL
Alleen: do you know Greg?
[eC*K] Bigjobs: now that is an enigm
[eC*K] Bigjobs: a
[eC*K] Bigjobs: slut
Alleen: omg
Alleen: if you talk like that, i'm gonna sign-out come on
[eC*K] Bigjobs: HAHAHA
[eC*K] Bigjobs: i men
Alleen: you men?
[eC*K] Bigjobs: did you mean greg the slut
Alleen: I girlz
[eC*K] Bigjobs: ROFL
[eC*K] Bigjobs: hahahahaahhaahaah
[eC*K] Bigjobs: I used to know a lad called greg
[eC*K] Bigjobs: who we all called slut
[eC*K] Bigjobs: HAHAHAHHAHhhhaahahahahaah
Alleen: this is getting too far, i'm affraid of the consequences, maybe we shoud stop here?
[eC*K] Bigjobs: do you mean gobbo? as in greg
Alleen: nah not gobbo
[eC*K] Bigjobs: but yo uknow gobbo
Alleen: yes
[eC*K] Bigjobs: right
[eC*K] Bigjobs: so you know ciaran
Alleen: of course I know gobbo
Alleen: yes
[eC*K] Bigjobs: rigth
[eC*K] Bigjobs: now we're getting somewhere
Alleen: hmmm
Alleen: Stepehen this is getting to far
[eC*K] Bigjobs: we both know ciaran, and gobbo
[eC*K] Bigjobs: ROFL
Alleen: ok let's end this with a qestion and an answer?
[eC*K] Bigjobs: I already know enough to find out who you are
[eC*K] Bigjobs: cos I am till in contact with ciaran and gobbo
Alleen: do you remember one day we should have meet eachother
Alleen: first you said Ok
[eC*K] Bigjobs: do I remember one day we should have met each other?
Alleen: then you told me you have to go in essex
Alleen: at "whatever-party"
[eC*K] Bigjobs: in?
Alleen: then I heard you went at a big party in basildon with someone called bratty
Alleen: did you cheat on me ?
[eC*K] Bigjobs: r u fang
Alleen: no
[eC*K] Bigjobs: lol
[eC*K] Bigjobs: I've been to lots of parties in basildon, with bratty
[eC*K] Bigjobs: prob about 20
Alleen: wow
Alleen: I thought bratty was only a friend, not a close friend
[eC*K] Bigjobs: all ove the country with bratty tbh
[eC*K] Bigjobs: lol
[eC*K] Bigjobs: bratty is like my brother, from a differnt mother
[eC*K] Bigjobs: where abouts do you live
[eC*K] Bigjobs: you can giev me that at least
Alleen: I live far away from ya dear
Alleen: what's on your mind now?
[eC*K] Bigjobs: hahhaahah
[eC*K] Bigjobs: not much
[eC*K] Bigjobs: if you knew me
[eC*K] Bigjobs: you'd know i thikn very little
Alleen: lol I know
[eC*K] Bigjobs:
Alleen: that's why I dare to ask you a non-common question
[eC*K] Bigjobs: non-common??????
Alleen: have you ever had sex with this brahy guy whatever his name is....
Alleen: honestly
Alleen: not common
Alleen: do you speak english or what?
Alleen: let's say a special question
Alleen:
Alleen: but please tell me the truth, honestly
[eC*K] Bigjobs: rofl
[eC*K] Bigjobs: I speak english, you just don't illucidate you intentions properly
[eC*K] Bigjobs: I have never had sex with bratty
Alleen: ok
Alleen: I trust ya
Alleen: I know bratty better than ya
Alleen: he gave me your msn address
Alleen: now you remember?
[eC*K] Bigjobs: ali landry
Alleen: ali landy? jessica thomson? .. who's next... paris hilton?
Alleen:
Alleen: landry*
[eC*K] Bigjobs: rofl
[eC*K] Bigjobs: so
[eC*K] Bigjobs: you know ciaran, gobbo and brtty
Alleen: yesh
[eC*K] Bigjobs: rofl
[eC*K] Bigjobs: no you don't
Alleen: more gobbo and bratty
[eC*K] Bigjobs: ahhahahahaahaahaha
Alleen: ciaran, only an idea
Alleen:
[eC*K] Bigjobs: no way
[eC*K] Bigjobs: ciaran and gobbo don't know bratty at all
[eC*K] Bigjobs: and have never met
[eC*K] Bigjobs: and bratty has never been within 200 miles of my ex
[eC*K] Bigjobs: so
[eC*K] Bigjobs: gie me a name
[eC*K] Bigjobs: or say goodbye forever
Alleen:
Alleen: that's harsh
Alleen: I won't give you a name cause you will hate me after
[eC*K] Bigjobs: rofl
[eC*K] Bigjobs: I hate no-one
Alleen: I'll give you a hint
Alleen: LOST
Alleen: nah that's not a good hint
[eC*K] Bigjobs: r u from wigan
Alleen: I have pictures of you dressed as a sexy woman and honestly
Alleen: you look fit
[eC*K] Bigjobs: ffs
[eC*K] Bigjobs: they are on my myspace, everyone has them
Alleen: ah didn't know you have my space
[eC*K] Bigjobs: rofl
Alleen: I told you
Alleen: I'm affraid to tell you who I am, I'm affraid of the consequences
[eC*K] Bigjobs: HAHAHAHAAAHAHAAh
Alleen: lol
[eC*K] Bigjobs: right, you are or once were eck
Alleen: hmm I'm not sure what is eck?
[eC*K] Bigjobs: ****off you don't know
Alleen:
Alleen: <--- Allura
Alleen:
Alleen: xD
[eC*K] Bigjobs: hhhaahahaha
Alleen: I'll go public
[eC*K] Bigjobs: i ****in love you allura
Alleen: me too matey!!!!!!
[eC*K] Bigjobs:
Alleen: awesome
[eC*K] Bigjobs:
[eC*K] Bigjobs: http://www.eclankillers.com/forum/sh...1721#post31721
[eC*K] Bigjobs: btw
[eC*K] Bigjobs: tht was ****in fantastic
[eC*K] Bigjobs: loved every minute of it
Alleen: lmao
Alleen: I posted it

[Bigjobs]

The funniest thing about that convo was that hementioned three birds in it that I'd shagged, but couldn't remember if it was them.

ROFL.

Gotta love allura.

[Bigjobs]

eC*K] Bigjobs says:
lo
Alleen says:
lo
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
rofl
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
I've got to ask
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
where do i know you form
Alleen says:
omfg
Alleen says:
I'm dispapointed
Alleen says:

[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
hahahahaha
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
i know i know you rom somewhere
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
but skylarmes doesn't ring an exat bell
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
i know you must know bigjobs
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
so come on
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
where do i know you fom
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
lol
Alleen says:
who are you?
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
?????

[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
honest
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
I'm bigjobs
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
you've been in my contact lst for ages
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
and I can't remember why
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
could be from css
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
could be from rl
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
i can't remember
Alleen says:

[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
coem one
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
give us a clue
Alleen says:
us
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
sry
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
give me a clue
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
rofl
Alleen says:
who is there?
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
just me
Alleen says:
why do you say *us*?
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
cos it's the name of an old tv series
Alleen says:
give *us*a clue
Alleen says:
ah
Alleen says:
I'm blonde
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
lol
Alleen says:

[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
now that really is weird
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
cos i get the impression that you're female
Alleen says:

[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
and I don't havem any women on my smn
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
that idon't know really well
Alleen says:
wait
Alleen says:
is your name Stpehen?
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
erm

Alleen says:
Stephen?*
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
might be
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
lol
Alleen says:
and you got three kids?
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
who are you
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
i don't have thre kids
Alleen says:
then it must be a mistake
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
where do you think you know me from
Alleen says:
*I don't know ya
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
lol
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
I have two kids
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
and you were in my contact list, so you must be there for a reason
Alleen says:
it's because you loved me once
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
would you have a name
Alleen says:
1 sec
Alleen says:
brb
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
k
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
erm, hello
[eC*K] Bigjobs says:
right
Alleen says:
sup?

so there's the whole convo for those that's interested.


and bratty, I'm sorry i said i'd never had sex with you, I had to lie to get his name

[Jh]

oh gawd wut

[Bigjobs]

quality played from allura bth, but i got there in the end

[JonesY]

bigjobs go back to wow

[Allura]

lol maybe that doesen't look too funny, but it was intense I had no choice but laughing my ass off during the convo and my gf as well... she was next to me

carlsberg +1

I <3 Bigjobs

[bratty]

lmao <3

[Bigjobs]

Bratty phoned me ragin that i'd given his number out in a mass convo last night, rofl, turned out he was only jokin, but i still ended up tellin his bird that i suck his cock better than she does.